Soms komen vrouwen voor situaties te staan die ze allemaal wel herkennen, maar eigenlijk nooit bespreken. Tot nu, want deze 18 dames delen de momenten die we allemaal wel eens meemaken in een serie hilarische tweets. Onze zusjes van NSMBL verzamelden de achttien leukste sassy opmerkingen van vrouwen. Om van weg te smullen!
“Guys don’t like when girls wear sweats to class every day” well the nice thing about that is I’m not paying 11 grand a semester so Mike from physics can have something cute to look at during lecture. Now move along you’re in the way of my degree
— Kendall Lyman (@KendallLyman) November 14, 2017
men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house
— Iguana (@kajuana_marie) December 19, 2017
Women are not rehablitation centres for badly raised boys
— Zahra Zaraa Danejo (@tinkizee2) February 22, 2018
Girls chat: complimenting each other's selfies, sharing heartfelt mental health and relationship advice, taking each other's deepest secrets to the grave
Boys chat: pitching ideas for podcasts that already exist
— Tiffany (@riptiff) February 26, 2018
Forehead kisses are how men absorb all the sense in your brain. Stay woke sis
— ThatMalawianGirl (@Chikoberry) December 13, 2017
I just out-manspreaded a man next to me on the tube and forced him to take up a normal amount of space, he stepped on my foot as he got off so I tripped him up. Men of London, I will play these games with you all day pic.twitter.com/RG3aA3pz0p
— Candice Carty-Williams (@CandiceC_W) February 19, 2018
Girls who make the clarification that they “don’t hate all men” are feds
— s (@jesuspinkman) February 20, 2018
Being a straight man on instagram is easy heres coffee and a book. The book is by david foster wallace. Or michael chabon. The caption is “catching up with an old friend” so you know I have read this book before— long ago. Long before u even had heard of “ a book”
— Natalie Walker (friend of Paddington) (@nwalks) January 17, 2018
pretty cool how guys in romcoms are like "i'm going to the airport to buy a $3000 same day ticket to London so i can tell Rachel i love her TONIGHT!!!" and guys in real life are like "wanna come over? we can hang out. i have 2 cans of beer also pls bring condoms i dont have any."
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) March 8, 2018
u know when a straight girl shows u a pic of her bf and u gotta be like “aw 🙂 he’s cute” even tho he looks like he smells like hotdog water
— negasonic teenage forehead (@frogkage) February 7, 2018
women don't fancy men when they see good-looking chips pic.twitter.com/eHmpF0KKc6
— Lex Croucher (@lexcanroar) March 9, 2017
I never wanna talk to a straight man again pic.twitter.com/81KLyq04q7
— madison (@meatymadison) January 26, 2018
Men who aren't ur bf: what kind of a fool doesn't massage & oil their girlfriend three hours a day
Men who are: hey can you fetch me the remote it's under my own ass
— colleen smith (@collnsmith) January 26, 2018
Boys please learn how to take selfies so I stop embarrassing myself when I show my friends your pictures. Now I gotta explain that you’re cuter in person and these bitches looking at me like I got a crush on a toad.
— Aerin (@aerincreer) February 28, 2018
Instead of Jack the Ripper, how about Jill the Ripper? And instead of murdering & mutilating innocent women, she lures dude bros into dark alleys where groups of us are waiting to tell them to calm down for no reason & to smile more
— Not Sara (@smithsara79) March 1, 2018
PSA: if you see a woman who is working super hard to become who she's meant to be, and achieve the things she wants to achieve, and you have nothing to add to her life, or to give back to her in any way, please just leave her the fuck alone.
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 9, 2017
Hé, en nu je er toch bent: al eerder deelden we zeven redenen waarom sarcastische mensen de beste mensen zijn.