Acteur Cole Sprouse verzamelt mensen die hem stiekem fotograferen op Insta

Instagram staat vol met mooie, bizarre, creatieve, artistieke, ziekelijke, psychedelische, zoete, schattige, rare, verontrustende en opmerkelijke dingen. Iedere week licht Froot een account uit dat je moet volgen of dat gewoonweg te weird is om te volgen. Deze week: @camera_duels, het geniale Instagram-account van acteur Cole Sprouse.

Niemand houdt ervan om stiekem op de foto gezet te worden, toch? Zo ook wereldberoemde mensen niet altijd (ook al zijn ze dit wel gewend). Toch reageert acteur Cole Sprouse – die op dit moment de rol vervult van Jughead Jones in Riverdale en in 2019 te zien is in de film Five Feet Apart – er verfrissend genoeg heel anders op dan de meeste mensen dat doen. Voordat iemand stiekem een foto van hem probeert te maken, maakt hij juist een foto van de ander. En dat levert hilarische beelden op die hij op zijn Instagram account @camera_duels met ons deelt.

Maak je klaar voor een never ending duel op zijn feed: ‘May the fastest camera win’.

What whispers one hears when paranoid. Where even a silent ~sprouse~ under one’s breath can become bullhorn. Look, HARK, the triumvirate of “let-me-see-your-managers” delegating their matriarch. Who is brash enough to sneak a photo? Ahhh yes, ’twas the paisley Prius driver on the left. Your colleagues turned their faces in shame, but you? No. Not you. You went boldly where so many of your kind have gone before- right to the person of authority. But this time there is no discount on a pair of shape-ups for you my dear, just internet notoriety.

845.5k Likes, 6,498 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “What whispers one hears when paranoid. Where even a silent ~sprouse~ under one’s breath can become…”

I should have guessed by the denim bedazzled devil’s lettuce ball cap that the wearer wouldn’t have the subtlety to pull off a proper camera duel. There, do you see her my fair audience? In the distance, past KJ’s moai profile, the girl with the avocado phone case and pestle knuckles, giggling and wiggling like a toddler in a wicker chair and smelling like one of Marley’s dreads. “How do you know she was taking a picture of you cole?” “Maybe she was taking a picture of KJ.” Hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass??? I know for a fact that I’m huge with the aging 420 audience.

570.6k Likes, 15.2k Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “I should have guessed by the denim bedazzled devil’s lettuce ball cap that the wearer wouldn’t have…”

Eating in public is dangerous when my brother and I are together, mostly because duels are a constant occurrence. Have you ever had a photo taken of you while you were #UvulaDeep in a shake shack burger? No? Well it’s #Lovecraftian, and it’s something you inherently want to keep out of the private albums of kids with wayyyy too much liberty on #WorldWideWeb. This was the setting of our present duel. Female Zack and Cody here were trying to pull the ol’ “casual selfie” technique, one that frames their target in the background of an otherwise Michelin portrait of one’s many chins. I’ll admit I always feel a bit guilt ridden when dueling children–it’s a tad dubious to take the life of a child for social currency. #ItWillEventuallyBecomeNormalThough. They shot, I shot first. And while her back is turned, I’m sure the mother’s maternal instincts had alerted her to her childrens’ demise. #cameraduels #LittleDutchChildren #TheHaircutTranscendsGenerationGaps #pattyportraiture

197k Likes, 4,991 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “Eating in public is dangerous when my brother and I are together, mostly because duels are a…”

#cameraduels #camera_duels #AStirringInTheEast New semester has started up at NYU and that means the arriving class is getting younger and younger. For people of a more social inclination this would be a good thing, as a new crowd means new friends!… Yet, for people like me, palid and tempered by the hammer of a desktop computer and eyes blackened by late nights in Skyrim, younger crowds mean more duels. Upon review of my past battles, it seems the majority of my duelists are Asian. I don’t know if this is because of the large population of the Asian community at NYU (or any university for that matter), or that my giggles are so kawaii that easterners gravitate towards my camera like satellites. Either way, the fear is real. This young asian woman, the one with water spouting from her skull like the drool from Dylan’s mouth, tried to catch my entire party off guard. If it weren’t for the quickness of my draw, she might have caught me mid bite. She failed, and to make her defeat worse, I was drinking Japanese green tea. #FueledByHerAncestorsDrinkOfChoice

82.3k Likes, 1,427 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “#cameraduels #camera_duels #AStirringInTheEast New semester has started up at NYU and that means…”

Don’t tap on the glass, it scares the fuckbois. Here I was, walkin with a slight limp, when I suddenly notice the glass next to me fogging up. Lo and behold, a camera duel was underway. You see,a camera duel is kind of like a spider sense, except it’s located in the sphincter. I turned quickly, and in just enough time to also get my own reflection. Now, I’m not a fan of selfies, personally, but I suppose a good selfie always involves making other people feel insecure. So this selfie hit all the right criteria. He thought by framing his iPhone with his delicate index fingers, he could steady his shakey hands. Wrong. My shot however, like a true pro: soft and steady, accompanied with a venomous smile. #FriendlyCompetition #cameraduels #quakingbowels

294k Likes, 5,435 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “Don’t tap on the glass, it scares the fuckbois. Here I was, walkin with a slight limp, when I…”

An advanced technique betrayed by an amateur mistake. There are times when you feel like the antagonist and times when you feel like a character in the background. And while I’m sure I could sit here and write to you of the bubbling fury I felt deep in my man womb, how much easier it is to simply liken my emotional state to the woman behind our fair human heatlamp: the fog of war stare, arms folded in resignation. I’m actually impressed with the phone call technique, nothing new to me -a cynical master of the paranoid arts, but nonetheless advanced. A shame the tact was shattered by an automatic flash feature, burning deep into my soulless eyes the image of a fallen man on the precipice of the void we call ~social media currency~ #ad #cameraduels

700.4k Likes, 6,232 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “An advanced technique betrayed by an amateur mistake. There are times when you feel like the…”

A nice afternoon as the only people sledding over 10yo, when, like an unholy din, a red menace washed over the pale white snow, camera in hand. I was a bull driven mad by rouge, and I knew…duel was on. Poor humble Douglas was caught in the crossfire, but friends die all the time in the game of war. It was only after the duel had ended, and the bodies of hundreds of Central Park children lay all around us that I noticed the man wore a #NationalGeographic emblem on his coat. He was a professional. Used to shooting #wildbeasts, my mannerisms must have been familiar to him. And the look of determination in his eye was characteristic of a man who had seen both fear and wonder. We talked after the fight, as duelist’s often do, and both held a mutual respect. He was @kikeo, check out his side of the story. #PoorDouglas #PhotoShootoff #Protographer #DuelingInTheBigLeagues #DaddyNeedsANewPairOfShoes #NatiColeGeographic

131.1k Likes, 1,891 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “A nice afternoon as the only people sledding over 10yo, when, like an unholy din, a red menace…”

#cameraduels #mailtruckmassacre #damnobvious #icansmellyourback #tooclose If your going to stand THIS close to me, you really think I won’t see? HAH not even the mailman can save you from this duel. I’ve been getting question recently like, how do you know they’re taking pics of you dawg? Because the camera is pointed at my soul “dawg,” and the photographer can’t stop shaking.

39.5k Likes, 368 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “#cameraduels #mailtruckmassacre #damnobvious #icansmellyourback #tooclose If your going to stand…”

One of the most impressive techniques I’ve yet seen. Her gaze is directed towards another direction to make it seem as if she was casually turning the phone right at me. I would have been fooled too, if when she turned the phone around, I didn’t catch a glimpse of the camera ready screen. I’m not that paranoid…..am I?

86k Likes, 4,425 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “One of the most impressive techniques I’ve yet seen. Her gaze is directed towards another…”

I shot first. She looked at me and whimpered, “a-am I gunna end up on your instagram?” I let out a reassuring smile, “not anymore” I said calmingly as I looked the poor girl in the eyes and lied to her soul. Her friends joined me in Recognizing her guilt, they laughed, I laughed, WE laughed. It was a good time, you had to be there. Apparently graduation is not even enough to warrant acting like an adult, but who am I to talk?, I wore depends under my gown. Now that I’ve graduated people have been asking me “Cole, will you post more now?” To which I always say, “how did you get in my house?” #NYU #Graduation #cameraduels #pleasego

214.4k Likes, 4,554 Comments – Cole Sprouse (@camera_duels) on Instagram: “I shot first. She looked at me and whimpered, “a-am I gunna end up on your instagram?” I let out a…”

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